Gigantor

DragonAss: Hey is there a cartoon with the name "gigantor"?
Major Suckage: Yes, It's a robot.
ThePapparazo!:What, I never head of that. How old is that?
Major Suckage: Man that is before our time, it is like Veronica old.
ThePapparazo!:Damn, Veronica old!
DragonAss: BLAM! SMACK! POW!
ThePapparazo!: OW
Major Suckage: ha ha ha ha

It's good to be da king

NotTheMama: are you a handicapped stall or regular stall guy?
GorbaChavez: regular stall. I don't like the higher toilets
NotTheMama: yeah, but they're so spacious
NotTheMama: i feel like a king
GorbaChavez: true. and they usually have their own sink
NotTheMama: sometimes they do
NotTheMama: the thing is, i have residual guilt every time i use it
NotTheMama: cause i keep thinking that one day, i'm gonna walk out of one
NotTheMama: and there's gonna be a dude in a wheelchair
NotTheMama: waiting there
NotTheMama: outside
NotTheMama: glaring at me
NotTheMama: and that will be the lowest day of my entire life
GorbaChavez: Lower than the day you realized about Don Kashay?
NotTheMama: now i'm depressed

Dude, you're getting a Hamster!

GorbaChavez: build me a new computer
GorbaChavez: for less than 600
NotTheMama: done
NotTheMama: i'll send my elf over to the house tonight
NotTheMama: do recommend us to your friends, please
GorbaChavez: awesome!
GorbaChavez: wait, is it going to be widdled out of wood?
NotTheMama: what else?
GorbaChavez: just making sure
NotTheMama: it will also have a little hamster inside
GorbaChavez: made of chocolate?
NotTheMama: he'll make the pixels change
NotTheMama: your screen will have a refresh rate of 0.2 Hz
NotTheMama: we like to call it "the imagination machine"
GorbaChavez: does the Hz stand for Hamsterz?
NotTheMama: again, what else?
NotTheMama: you're not a very techie guy, are you...
GorbaChavez: clearly

Untitled...or is it?

GorbaChavez: I used the "or do you?" on Jim V today
Tillmanski: how'd it go
GorbaChavez:: I don't think he got it
Tillmanski: or did he
GorbaChavez: well played
Tillmanski: he reads our blog you know. we should probably post this
GorbaChavez: yes, you should
Tillmanski: 1.2.3. not it
GorbaChavez: dammit
Tillmanski: our wit is only ever trumped by our laziness.
GorbaChavez: truer words have never been spoken
GorbaChavez: (by us)

No thanks, I already have a penguin

GorbaChavez: my rapleaf score beats yours

Tillmanski: when i first signed up a while back i thought about putting your name in there with a negative value

GorbaChavez: you're trying to destroy me you've had it in for me ever since the first time I out-quipped you
...
shake and bake! there can't be 2 number one's

Tillmanski: "no, i'm nino", classic

GorbaChavez: you don't know how excited I am that you got the exact reference

Tillmanski: how could i forget, it was magical. i remember looking down and realizing that i'd finally found myself and swept myself of my feet.

GorbaChavez: fairy tales do come true

Tillmanski: ah...us