tryn to get my sloppy second

RegalBeagle: tryn to get my sloppy seconds
ThePapparazo!: you never had a first..you only got to 3rd base bro.
but still i guesss that is sloppy seconds..or 4th base?
RegalBeagle: i never closed the deal but we played around with a lot of contracts
ThePapparazo!:you had no visa to get into Mexico is what you are saying, just a passport
RegalBeagle: yeah i was able to visit the region but could not move in, that is with all my luggage
ThePapparazo!:lil penis joke here
RegalBeagle: i could visit but only with a carry on manbag. no not lil peinis joke im speaking of my fingers

Blue Shell Cherry: In An Unfamiliar Position

Recently Heard:
Mankinder: Oh!! What the fuck?! I just got blue shelled, and wasn’t even in first place.
Niinja™: ¿We’re you in first a moment ago?
Mankinder: Yeah(?)
Maddbear: That was your first blue shell, wasn’t it?
Mankinder: (pause) Yeah.
Niinja™: You popped your cherry.
Maddbear: That’s kind of adorable, in a pathetic sort of way.


More recently heard:
Mankinder: Did that red shell hit you?
Maddbear: Nah. Went right by. Wasn’t even close.
Mankinder: It didn’t home in on you?
Niinja™: Not when you fire them back.
Maddbear: (While passing) To the back where you belong.


Most recently heard:
Ojo: I think I need to level-up before going back down in there. They keep ganging up on one of my wizards and next thing I know I’m trying to get through with just one.
Niinja™: ¿Do you put both your wizards in back?
Ojo: No. I put one in front and one in back.
Niinja™: ¿Are you looking to melee with your wizard?
Ojo: No.
(pause)
Niinja™: I can’t believe I just said that.
Ojo: I can’t believe I understood it.

Jump back, wanna kiss myself...hhaay!

RegalBeagle: i feel like i got stuck in the face
GorbaChavez: did you?
RegalBeagle: i dont think i did
GorbaChavez: the other night i punched Mich-Mich in the face, "in my sleep"
GorbaChavez: i told her she must have deserved it
GorbaChavez: it didn't go over well
RegalBeagle: i woke up with my face on my fist
GorbaChavez: maybe you -did- stick yourself
RegalBeagle: maybe i said something to myself and it upset me while i slept
RegalBeagle: i might have called myself gay
GorbaChavez: that's gotta be something alright, if you can piss yourself off in your sleep - enough to punch yourself
RegalBeagle: non the less its hurt all day
GorbaChavez: maybe you came on to yourself in your sleep
RegalBeagle: could be. my other hand was on my ass